Thursday, July 19, 2007

Seth the Peruvian is Sufjan Stevens Only I Don't Have the Photos to Prove It

Evidence #1: They look the same. Same hair, face, build. They're the same.

Evidence #2: I never saw them together in the same place.

Evidence #3: Seth and Sufjan both start with the letter "S."

Evidence #4: Seth the Peruvian always talked about Sufjan.

Evidence #5: They're both of ethnic decent.

Evidence #6: They're both religious. Seth was always talking about his mission and about church. It's well known that Sufjan sings about religious themes.

Evidence #7: Seth wanted to work in the music biz as a producer. Sufjan worked in the music biz as an artist/producer.

Evidence #8: Seth played the piano in a band. Sufjan is a multi-instrumental genius.

Evidence #9: Seth introduced me to Pitchfork Media. The day he did the top news story was about Sufjan performing somewhere. Seth told me to "check him out."

Evidence # 10: Seth was always wearing those butterfly wing things around:


Sufjan Stevens @ Town Hall


Conclusion: Seth the Peruvian and Sufjan Stevens are one in the same.

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