Evidence #1: They look the same. Same hair, face, build. They're the same.
Evidence #2: I never saw them together in the same place.
Evidence #3: Seth and Sufjan both start with the letter "S."
Evidence #4: Seth the Peruvian always talked about Sufjan.
Evidence #5: They're both of ethnic decent.
Evidence #6: They're both religious. Seth was always talking about his mission and about church. It's well known that Sufjan sings about religious themes.
Evidence #7: Seth wanted to work in the music biz as a producer. Sufjan worked in the music biz as an artist/producer.
Evidence #8: Seth played the piano in a band. Sufjan is a multi-instrumental genius.
Evidence #9: Seth introduced me to Pitchfork Media. The day he did the top news story was about Sufjan performing somewhere. Seth told me to "check him out."
Evidence # 10: Seth was always wearing those butterfly wing things around:
Conclusion: Seth the Peruvian and Sufjan Stevens are one in the same.
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